The Amazing World of Cuddly

I have invested my hard earnt pennies in a chain of donut stores. You’ll find them throughout Califonria, so when you’re on the road look out for the big donut with “Cuddly’s Donuts” written on it. You’re always welcome. Go in and ask for me.

I have just signed a 3 year football deal. The chairman was proud to annouce the deal. Okay, so this really didn’t happen, but you can play out your own personal football career at the puma football website. It is worth giving it a try yourself.

http://www.pumafootball.com

Do you need a spatula? Don’t have a gift for a loved one? Then try the virtual spatula server where you can get a spatula of your choice. Show your love for someone, give them a spatula.

http://www.virtualspatula.com/send.php

It was Harry’s birthday on the 5th March. He was 5 years old. We knew it was his birthday because Teresa found the original receipt from Harrods, so unlike some of the bears, we know his birthday. Teresa was pretty amazing and created a donut shaped birthday cake within minutes.

This is my attempt at a scifi film “A naive computer programmer is working as a spy in a sun-baked spaceport. His computer is destroyed by a rogue parasite. With the help of a mute alien, he must cross into another galaxy in order to avert disaster and save his way of life.” and is known as the Untitled Cuddly Bear Project. It sadly doesn’t have any known names linked to the project yet or even a distributor, but I will persist with Julia Roberts agent until she signs onto the project.

If you don’t think much of my scifi film plot then try for yourself.

http://www.warpcoresf.co.uk/scifiplot2.php

Teresa is really creative. She saw a donut cushion on the ‘ternet and acclaimed that she could make that, so she gave it a go and made me a donut pillow. It is utterly amazing. I have had to warn the other bears that is not real and the sprinkles are sewn on!

I came across an interesting site which produces conceptual art from images found using google images. This is the piece of conceptual art which I created and it will be going on auction at sotherbys very shortly.

http://tinyurl.com/aw3xe

I always thought that when driving and suddenly a policeman appears from nowhere with a speed gun that wouldn’t it be good if you knew it advance that they were going to be there, well now you can because the Hertfordshire police actually warn everyone where they are going to be. I came across the site totally by accident.

http://www.hertsdirect.org/actweb/safetycameras/default.cfm?type=mobile

In attempt to kickstart my movie producer career I have produced a bollywood movie short with subtitles. The title of the short is “Donuts are forever”.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=769566